tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6442686935890698061.post5233743166240005299..comments2018-07-16T22:36:45.175-07:00Comments on The Angry Boomer: 10 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Turned 50Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6442686935890698061.post-89592840915478441402014-09-11T10:54:58.254-07:002014-09-11T10:54:58.254-07:00Since it's too late to comment on yesterday: I...Since it's too late to comment on yesterday: I used to get worked up about people saying vagina when they meant vulva (and don't even get me started on "va-jay-jay"), but since so many people who actually have them do it, I gave up.<br /><br />Conversely, 100% of men can find their penis with one hand and their eyes closed, and have been doing so since puberty.The Czar Dictateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06158043357104789508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6442686935890698061.post-79832767789858312002014-09-10T19:46:26.795-07:002014-09-10T19:46:26.795-07:00So why the hell didn't you at least number you...So why the hell didn't you at least number your retorts? My GOD, I had to count them up just to make sure you were doing it right. <br /><br />And then...wait a minute...are there nine? Ten? Doesn't that last sentence sort-of fit under another one, above?<br /><br />Oh wait. I know! I know where my vagina is! And I knew it before I was 50! So I guess that doesn't count. <br /><br />I know! #10: I wish OTHER PEOPLE knew the difference between their vaginas and their vulvas before they were 50. <br /><br />I can't stand how ubiquitous is the conflation of those two COMPLETELY DISTINCT AREAS. Really. It is heinous. With sparkles.<br /><br />(And for the record, I'm only adding this here because my comment yesterday got lost in the ethers. Either that or you rejected my comment, which would make me very sad.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02295108545202556557noreply@blogger.com